A Week in Soundbites

A rather hectic week that can only be adequately conveyed in soundbites, otherwise the details are sheer boredom.
Monday-
"Hey, did you notice the big wet spot on the rug downstairs?" I asked coming up from doing laundry.
"Yeah, I think the cat urinated there."
"Seriously? I dont think so. That's a lot of volume for a cat and it doesnt smell"
Tuesday-"Hey, can you come downstairs for a second, I think the rug is wet" My husband yelled upstairs.
"Put some paper towels down and see if they get wet" I answered.
"They are!" He yelled back. After investigating, more thoroughly, "Looks like the water heater is leaking"
Wednesday-(morning)
"Any word on who owns the tree that fell on the neighbor's house below us?"
"No word, I wonder if its our tree? Either way, we have to wait for the insurance person to call us. Good thing we have homeowners."
Evening
Via Voicemail- I am calling to find out if there is group tonite. The paper I have here says there is group the second, third and fourth wednesday of the month. Can you call me? It is the third wednesday and I want to know if there is group"
Thursday
morning (pre coffee)
"Hey, Eileen, Do I have a hole in my butt?" showing her the back of my pants.
Brian "Yeah, we all do"
Morning (during coffee)
To self-'Why are those guys fooling with the fire alarm and carrying clipboards, its only 8:15 am?'
Overhead via paging system "Code Red Third Floor, Drill"
"Why do they call a code red the minute you get in and get settled. They should call a code red when you need a break, at like 10a"
Night
"Tonite we are having Shrimp cocktail, chicken wings, sushi and Cherries" An odd combination, but it sounded good in the grocery store.
Husband "Could you have found any other foods that require a lot of work to eat?"

Good thing it's a long weekend.